the cold veiny hands caress my eeeerrr ,, ears..

Jo Whiley... cold witch like veiny hands caress my head (particularly my ears) and the incessant jabber jabber jabber induces waves of depression, pulling my Down, Low, Lower, and suddenly I’m reaching for the kitchen drawer, grabbing a knife, I pull it up towards me, blade glinting in the lunchtime sunshine... I raise the sharp implement, and suddenly STAB STAB STAB, into the ****** radio speaker, I can stand no more..... coz’ what in Christ’s name is Jo Whiley on about !!

Its difficult to believe Jo Whiley used to be Indie Queen, Steve Lamacq’s right hand (wo)man. Steve must be really pissed off;, when they we’re handing out those prestigious Radio 1 slots Steve was there in line, and Jo edged forward pushing him to the ground, and her diamond encrusted wellies blinded him as he lay in the gutter (of R6).

Somehow Jo has managed to graduate from Indie Queen, to Indie Agony Auntie, reinventing herself, with huge globules of daytime candy floss, her skinny bony hands manipulating the faders of the Nation in a texting and e-milering frenzy...

Well Jo, your not popular with me... this never ending jibber that seems to fall from your mouth in a patronising ‘I’m Your Pal’, and text me your views doesn’t do it... You have managed to stay on R1 because you are a connected (marriage) middle class , middle aged Mum, and not some super cool trendy Rock Chick. Please spare us this never ending Razorlight wanabees rapid fire verbal diarrhoea, and get over to R2 for cripees sake, and take that Rotter Moylsey with you...

On a slightly nicer note, GO TEAM were great at the weekend, this band have found their 'Middle Earth', less of the never ending second hand samples, and more playing, songs, and the singer has really found herself. She is less of the jumping around and is now focused and centred,.. they are definitely ‘in-the-game’ now. Great performance, nearly blew off Ozzie Osbourne.

M*